coagulates:

when i turn 69 im just going to be laughing all year

(Source: iloveyoulikekanyeloveskanye, via yall)

acidlight:

I wish I could lose weight but I have no self control ahehe.

(via period-blood)

mcdammit:

i put the ‘semen’ in ‘amusement’

(via jzul)

sportyspice94:

i just wanna be skinny AND NOT DO ANYTHING TO GET THERE LIKE I WANT TO WAKE UP SKINNY

nicebum:

I hate crying tbh